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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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