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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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