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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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