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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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