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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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