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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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