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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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