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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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