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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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