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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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