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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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