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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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