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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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