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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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