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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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