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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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