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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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