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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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