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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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