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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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