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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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