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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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