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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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