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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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