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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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