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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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