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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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