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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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