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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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