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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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