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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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