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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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