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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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