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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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