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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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