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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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