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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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