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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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