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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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