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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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