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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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