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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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