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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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