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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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