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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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