Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.