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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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