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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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