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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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