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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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