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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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